Wednesday, April 12, 2006

On selling chametz

I've only done Pesach in my very own kitchen once. The alternative is just too tempting.

It was the year I lived in Israel. I spent 10 days in March in the United States, traversing the country and interviewing for jobs for my triumphant return stateside, and returned to Israel just before Pesach. Everyone thought I was crazy (and in retrospect, perhaps I was) and should have stayed in the US for Pesach, since I was there anyway. But I stubbornly held onto the fulfillment of "Lashanah haba'ah bIrushalayim", and spent Pesach in a jetlagged funk. That Pesach sucked. That was the year of the seder bombing, and then more bombings every day. And it rained every day. Siman kelalah indeed.

Otherwise, I've never missed a seder in the old country. During college, I would hop into the old country for a day or two, then eat the rest of my meals at Hillel. Now that I work in the NYC schools, where we get the whole week of Pesach off, I don't spend any of Pesach in my apartment. This year I'll be with my parents for the beginning and middle, and with ER and her parents for the end.

So we're just selling off all of our chametz, having done a quarter-assed (at best) job of cleaning the apartment. The contract reads:

[BZ] and [NAF] hereby sell all leaven (and food containing leaven) in their apartment at [742 Evergreen Terrace], New York NY, as well as any leaven of which they are unaware (whether in the apartment, or owned by either or both of them in any other location), to [JN], for a sum of $5250.00. This transfer of possession of the leaven will go into effect at 10:00 AM Eastern Daylight Time, Wednesday, April 12, 2005, regardless of whether any money has been paid. [BZ] and [NAF] relinquish all claim to the leaven at that time.

If the full sum of $5250.00 has not been paid to [BZ] and/or [NAF] by 9:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Thursday, April 20, 2005, then all goods (leaven and money) will revert to their previous owners, and this transaction will be null and void from that time on.

This transaction will be valid upon the signatures of all three parties.



$5250 represents a 5% cost-of-living increase over last year's sum of $5000. Yes, the contract goes until Thursday night even though I observe 7 days of Pesach, so Pesach ends for me on Wednesday night. This is so that the chametz doesn't get the status of chametz owned by a Jew during (a time that some people still consider to be) Pesach, so that everyone can still eat in my kitchen afterwards. Not only is Thursday not Pesach for me, it's not even yom tov, so I won't go hungry that day even if I don't reclaim the chametz in my kitchen; I can buy whatever I need at that time (and leave no leftovers).

We didn't go through a rabbi to sell the chametz. I had an epiphany about this last year.

I come from rabbinic lineage, and was the first fetus in history to be ordained as a rabbi in utero. Last year, when other people were designating agents to sell their chametz, I said "When I was growing up, we never went to a rabbi to sell our chametz; my mother just sold it. Um. .... Oh. Right."

The epiphany:
One might look at my Jewish life trajectory (grew up as a rabbi's kid in a suburban synagogue; now involved only in independent grassroots Jewish life) and conclude that my embrace of do-it-yourself Judaism is a rebellion against my upbringing. In fact, it is a continuation and realization of my upbringing. Just as the rabbi's family (in a congregation where most people are dependent on the rabbi) does not defer to any external authority to be Jewish or do Jewish for them, so too do I as an adult seek to be self-reliant in my Jewish life.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The AP reads Mah Rabu!

After an Associated Press article about the Conservative movement (but touching on all the movements) got held up for ridicule on this blog (as well as a workshop at the NHC Summer Institute and one at the NHC Chesapeake Retreat), the AP finally appears to have done its homework (as did the Times before it) about issues of framing:

Conservative Judaism positions itself as a middle path between Orthodoxy's strict traditionalism and Reform's liberal approach to religious law. [emphasis added]


They've figured out that there's a difference between reporting the Conservative movement's founding myth as an important piece of its self-identity (like saying that Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected) and reporting it as objective fact. Yasher koach!

Saturday, April 08, 2006

They have a pope

The Jewish Theological Seminary appears to have chosen a new chancellor, in a process so secretive that it has often been compared to the process of choosing a pope. The College of Cardinals elected Benedict, and the JTS search committee appears to have appointed Arnold. Coincidence?

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Severus, please

From the NYT:

An early Christian manuscript, including the only known text of what is known as the Gospel of Judas, has surfaced after 1,700 years. The text gives new insights into the relationship of Jesus and the disciple who betrayed him, scholars reported today. In this version, Jesus asked Judas, as a close friend, to sell him out to the authorities, telling Judas he will "exceed" the other disciples by doing so.


This gospel sounds just like a popular hypothesis about Snape and Dumbledore! Is this discovery real, or just hype for J.K. Rowling's next book?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Jew-free public schools?

Rabbi Jill Jacobs has a must-read post at JSpot about public schools and day schools.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Sunday, April 02, 2006

March Madness results

Now that all is said and done in the Knesset elections, and machinations are afoot to determine which parties will be able to form a coalition (and surprisingly, it's not 100% determined that Ehud Olmert will be the next Prime Minister), we're ready to announce the results of the Israeli election March Madness pool!

The latest news: Due to voting irregularities in Arab villages in northern Israel, one seat will shift from Labor to the United Arab List. But that won't affect the March Madness standings.

The final Knesset results:
  1. Kadima 29
  2. Labor 19
  3. Shas 12
  4. Likud 12
  5. Yisrael Beiteinu 11
  6. National Union - NRP 9
  7. Gil 7
  8. United Torah Judaism 6
  9. Meretz 5
  10. United Arab List 4
  11. Hadash 3
  12. Balad 3
  13. Greens
  14. Aleh Yarok (Green Leaf)
  15. Hayil (Jewish National Front)
  16. Tafnit
  17. Atid Echad
  18. Hetz
  19. Shinui
  20. Tzedek Lakol (Men's Rights)
  21. Da'am (Organization for Democratic Action)
  22. Herut
  23. Brit Olam
  24. Halev (Party for the Struggle with the Banks)
  25. Lev
  26. Tzomet
  27. Lechem
  28. New Zionism
  29. Oz La'aniyim (Strength to the Poor)
  30. National Arab Party
  31. Leeder
Let's start with the tiebreaker questions. Even though no ties had to be broken, these are still amusing diversions. Congratulations to Yitzchak Bleaman and Shmuel Cahn, both of whom correctly predicted that the Greens would come closest to winning seats in the Knesset, without meeting the threshold. In fact, if the election threshold had not been raised this year from 1.5% to 2%, the Greens would have been elected to the Knesset. Maybe next time. Congratulations also to JXG, who correctly predicted that the Leeder party would end up in last place. Leeder got 580 votes.

Now, the overall standings. Thanks to everyone who took the time to enter!

In third place, Ariel Schachter, whose predictions were, in some cases, right on the mark, including exactly 11 for Yisrael Beiteinu and 5 for Meretz.

In second place, Michael Rosenberg, who predicted the fall of Likud and the rise of Yisrael Beiteinu and Shas, correctly predicting 12 seats for both Likud and Shas.

And the winner is......

Benjamin Fleischer, of the blogs Politics, Compassion, and Justice and Ask the Rebbe, who correctly predicted 111 out of the 120 Knesset seats! It was a close contest all around, but what put Benjamin over the edge is that he was the only contestant to predict that Gil (the Pensioners' Party) would make it into the Knesset (though many people answered Gil for tiebreaker question #1).

In addition to eternal glory (until the next Knesset election), Benjamin has won guest-blogging privileges on Mah Rabu for a week. However, he has declined this award (in order to focus on his own blogs), and has instead requested a post (or posts) on Mah Rabu, which will be coming soon.

See you in 2010, or more likely sooner!

The Olmert Report

The Daily Show's Israeli election coverage kept referring to Prime Minister-elect Ehud Olmair. I wonder what influenced that pronunciation...

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Rosh Chodesh Nisan

We missed it in the United States, but elsewhere in the world (particularly North Africa and the Middle East) they saw a total solar eclipse today. Thus, today was the new moon, the time when the moon is directly between the earth and the sun. (Of course, not every month has a solar eclipse.) According to our mathematical algorithm, tonight is Rosh Chodesh Nisan. In a nod to the old days when the new month was declared based on testimony of witnesses, Rosh Chodesh may be observed on or after the date of the molad (lunar conjunction), but never before. In fact, if the molad occurs any time after noon, then Rosh Chodesh must be delayed to the next day, because it takes 6 hours from the conjunction until the crescent moon is visible (according to Rosh Hashanah 20b).

Back in the day, would the Sanhedrin have accepted testimony about a total solar eclipse as evidence of the new moon? If so, then it wouldn't be necessary to wait 6 hours. Sadly, I'm almost certain that the answer is no, given all the sources that talk about the shape of the crescent moon and such.

It's strange. The rabbis were certainly aware of eclipses (Sukkah 29a has some bubbe meises for solar and lunar eclipses), and were certainly aware of the phases of the moon (duh), but I've seen no evidence that they were aware that eclipses are linked to the phases of the moon (solar eclipses always occur at the new moon, and lunar eclipses at the full moon). Counterexamples, anyone?

Happy New Year! According to Rosh Hashanah 1:1, the 1st of Nisan (tonight) is the new year for kings and festivals.

Translation:
Kings: On official documents, years were identified as "the nth year of King ____". This number was incremented on 1 Nisan, regardless of when the king took office. For example, in the United States, the 1st year of King George lasted from 20 January 2001 to 1 Nisan 5761. (Actually, any time from 1 Nisan 5760 to 1 Nisan 5761 could be referred to as either "the 9th year of King Bill" or "the 1st year of King George".) The 2nd year of King George was from 1 Nisan 5761 to 2 Nisan 5762. We just finished the 6th year, and are starting the 7th (and antepenultimate, baruch hashem) year of King George.

Festivals: Deuteronomy 23:22 says that if you vow to bring an offering, don't procrastinate! There are different opinions in the Gemara about exactly what the time limit is before you're in violation of bal t'acheir (don't be late). One opinion is that you have one full festival cycle to get everything in, and that cycle begins in Nisan, with Pesach.

But that's not all! Rosh Hashanah 7a says that the 1st of Nisan is also the new year for months, leap years, shekalim, and (some say) renting houses.

Months: Nisan is "the first month", even though the years are incremented in Tishrei (the seventh month).

Leap years: If you didn't add an extra month (Adar) to make the year a leap year, then once the 1st of Nisan rolls around, you've missed your chance.

Shekalim: The 1st of Nisan is the beginning of the fiscal year in regard to the shekel donations to the Temple. The offerings for this year have to be bought out of the shekalim from this year, and the 1st of Nisan is when that flips over.

Renting houses: If a lease says "for this year" (rather than "for one year" or "for 12 months"), then the lease goes until the 1st of Nisan.

Observant

The New York Times reports:
After the Florida sentencing, Mr. Abramoff's lawyers, Neal R. Sonnett and Abbe B. Lowell, said they would ask the authorities to place their client in a low-security prison with special facilities for observant Jews.


Exactly what does he claim to be "observant" of? It couldn't possibly be any of:
And that's just some of the biblical commandments whose plain-sense meaning Abramoff has violated. That doesn't even begin to get into rabbinic interpretations, which would expand his violations much further.

But again, adherence to any interpretation of Torah can't be what he means by "observant Jew". He means that he wants shrink-wrapped kosher prison meals (many steps down from the food at Signatures, but probably a step up from the standard prison food). But this alone does not constitute an "observant Jew".

Abramoff's actions over the past decade are a desecration of Torah, and any individual or community who claims him as an "observant Jew" or a "religious Jew" is an accomplice in that desecration.

5 years 10 months

Jack Abramoff is going to prison!

And the 5 years 10 months is just for the SunCruz fraud in Miami; this doesn't even scratch the surface of the federal corruption charges. This is only the beginning.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

99% reporting

  1. Kadima 28
  2. Labor 20
  3. Shas 13
  4. Yisrael Beiteinu 12
  5. [sic] Likud 11
  6. Ichud Leumi / NRP 9
  7. Gil 7
  8. United Torah Judaism 6
  9. Meretz 4
  10. United Arab List 4
  11. Balad 3
  12. Hadash 3

And the other 19 parties don't make it.

That's a shame about Meretz. I was hoping for a Kadima-Labor-Meretz-Gil coalition without Shas, but those four parties only add up to 59 seats, so Shas in the government will be inevitable. It looks like Avigdor Lieberman will be the official opposition leader.

We'll announce the results for the March Madness pool soon. Right now, it's looking very close, so I want to give it another day or so, because one seat shifting in any direction could change everything.

In the pool, a number of people answered Gil for the first tiebreaker question (Of the parties that don't get seats, which will be the closest?), but only one person guessed that Gil would end up in the Knesset.

However, no matter how far off your picks were, you can rest assured that you did better than random guessing. I had a random-number algorithm enter the pool, guessing each seat at random. It predicted Prime Minister Azmi Bishara, whose Balad party would lead with 8 seats. It had Aleh Yarok, Lev, and the Jewish National Front tying for second place with 7 seats. The random-number algorithm is quite firmly in last place, so there are no (human) losers.

ol li

After messing around with CSS, I've finally figured out how to edit this Blogger template so that ordered lists are actually numbered. Too bad it's too late for this to be helpful. But look how dazzling it can be.

Mah Rabu readers, what other changes would you like to see in this blog's template?

A minyan of minyanim

I wasn't at the first meeting of Kehilat Romemu this past Shabbat, but it brings the count of NYC independent minyanim up to (at least) 10. "Independent", in this case, is defined as not affiliated with an organized movement or a synagogue. "Synagogue" is defined the way Potter Stewart defined pornography. Almost all of these minyanim have been founded in the last five years. In chronological order of founding, they are:
Other independent minyanim have also come in and out of existence during this period, including the 113th St Minyan (2001-03), the Kesher Minyan (2002-05), and Selah (2004-05).

Please comment if you know of other NYC minyanim that belong on this list, or if you have any corrections to these dates.

Wacky exit poll results

Exit polls are in from the lowest-turnout election in Israeli history.

The biggest surprises so far:
  • Likud is going DOWN. All the polls had predicted that they would come in third (behind Kadima and Labor), but now it looks like they may be fourth (behind Yisrael Beiteinu) or even fifth (behind Shas).
  • Gil (the Pensioners' Party) will be in the Knesset, possibly with as many as 6-8 seats! Where did that come from?

Monday, March 27, 2006

Last chance to enter Israeli election March Madness!

The Israeli election is two days away!!! Therefore, tomorrow is your last chance to enter Mah Rabu's Israeli election March Madness pool. Entry is FREE! To enter, all you have to do is predict how many Knesset seats each party will win. Full instructions are here.

A number of people have expressed concern that they didn’t feel that they could enter, because they haven’t been following the election closely enough. To that I say, humbug. I’ve entered conventional March Madness pools with much much less knowledge about NCAA basketball than you have about Israeli politics. One year I even won (since a large number of upsets knocked out the people who had made more educated choices). And here are some tips to make it easier:

1) Yes, there are 31 parties, and that’s a lot. However, only 13 of them are represented in the current Knesset. It’s a reasonable guess to assume that parties in the current Knesset are most likely to make it into the next Knesset.

2) Wikipedia has been collecting poll results on this election.

3) I’ve written brief summaries of each party over at Jewschool.


Start predicting!

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Shabbat Hachodesh

This past Shabbat, we read Parshat Hachodesh, announcing the new month of Nisan.

הַחֹדֶשׁ הַזֶּה לָכֶם רֹאשׁ חֳדָשִׁים רִאשׁוֹן הוּא לָכֶם לְחָדְשֵׁי הַשָּׁנָה
This month shall be to you the beginning of months; it shall be the first to you of the months of the year. (Exodus 12:2)

This is the first commandment in the Torah given to the entire nation of Israel. (Three of the 613 mitzvot appear in Genesis, but they're all given to individuals: "Be fruitful and multiply" to the first humans, circumcision to Abraham, and the prohibition of the gid hanasheh just appears as a descriptive statement.) Therefore, the very first question that Rashi asks, at the very beginning of the Torah, is "Why didn't the Torah just start with 'hachodesh hazeh lachem'?". And ok, he answers the question. But the point is that "hachodesh hazeh lachem" is considered important enough that it could have been the beginning of the Torah.

According to rabbinic tradition, "hachodesh hazeh lachem" represents the commandment to sanctify each new month, done originally through witnesses observing the new moon, and now through mathematical algorithms. Therefore, all of our calendar geekery is in the service of this mitzvah.

The word "zeh" ("this") is often understood by the rabbis to mean that someone is pointing to something. Thus, the Rambam (in Hilchot Kiddush Hachodesh 1:1, quoting the Mechilta) says that the Holy One showed Moses the image of the moon in a prophetic vision and said "See it like this and sanctify it". However, Hilchot Kiddush Hachodesh 5:1 goes on to say:
Everything that we have said about determining Rosh Chodesh by sighting [the moon] and intercalating the year based on time or need, is only done by a Sanhedrin in the land of Israel, or a court ordained in the land of Israel whom the Sanhedrin has given authority. For this was said to Moses and Aaron: “This month shall be to you the beginning of months”, and via oral transmission one person learned from another from our teacher Moses that this is its interpretation: This testimony is delivered to you, and anyone who stands in your place after you. But in a time when there is no Sanhedrin in the land of Israel, new months are determined and years are intercalated only by the calculation by which we calculate today.


Nevertheless, we're the ones who are authorized to set up the calendar algorithm. The U.S. Constitution says "Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors...", commanding the state legislatures to set up a system for choosing presidential electors, whose results are binding on the federal government (until the Supreme Court trampled this, but that's another story). Likewise, the Torah says "hachodesh hazeh lachem", commanding Israel to set up a system for sanctifying the new month, whose results are binding even on God. That's right, you read that correctly. Rosh Hashanah 8b interprets Psalm 81:4-5 ("Sound the shofar on the new moon ... for it is [1st] a law for Israel, [2nd] a ruling of the God of Jacob") to mean that the court above does not enter into judgment [on Rosh Hashanah] until the court below has sanctified the new month.

According to the algorithm we have set up, Nisan (the 1st month) begins this Thursday.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The "ph" in standing waves stands for poetry

The Physics of Music class was given a similar charge to the AP Physics class, to write poems about standing waves, resonance, or the physics of music in general. Does Physics of Music attract the more creative types? You decide.

node, antinode, node
you would think it was some kind of code
but in strings and a open tube
wavelength equals length over n times two


Node here, node there
but no movement
Antinode here, antinode there
Where did it go?


Physics is actually really hard
This is not the poem of a traveling bard
Beacuase it's really lame
But - resonance is cool
And music is awesome!


standing waves, oh how they stand
y = 2A cos (2πx/λ) cos 2πft is how they do it
if the medium they're in let's them stand
then they resonate, that's about it


Standing waves are really cool
Resonance makes them work.
Learning about them relieves the taste of gruel
and it doesn't even make you a dork.


Standing waves do not stand
they resonate


Waves vibrating in the distance
Slowly forming words
Resonating light accompanies the letters.
Physics of Music reigns supreme!



You stay in one place all day
You're not going anywhere anyway
You looked best on that bridge in the movay (movie - ghetto version)
You're on every string I play.


As I take a shower, I sing a diddly tune,
certain one "vibrate" and I think its coming from the moon
but I realize its only one frequency,
hence meaning its resonance.


Haikus were back with a vengeance:

Waves Haiku

(5) standing waves are fun.
(7) Which like phyics is spelled with
(5) a "P." "H.", not "f."


5 Physics of Music
7 Oh how resonance is great
5 Guitars, flutes, and boots


PHYSICS OF MUSIC
A TIME TO PLAY WITH SLINKIES
WHICH MAKES MY DAY PHUN

TACOMA-NARROWS
WAS A RESONATING BRIDGE
NOW IT IS NO MORE


the odd world we see -
sounds sounding, bridges falling:
man is physics phun


"Haikus for Waves"

Waves, I say, unite!
For you must stand against those
who resist your sound.

Tuba or kazoo,
Sing your supersonic boom
and crush oppression


Another student thought a haiku was 3-5-3:

Wave Haiku
music waves
they can resonate
to make sounds


More haiku innovation, this time with the 7-7-7 form:

Haiku
Resonance is confusing
Standing waves are important
I like Physics of Music


One student wrote an acrostic, which they called a "line poem":

P - phun
h - hungry
y - yearn for waves
s - slinky day
i - intensity of the power
c - calculator
s - songs


This student said "I hate sappy poetry" while handing in his/her test:

Only for one does my heart resonate
Like a column of air in the wind
I seek the one whose frequency suits me
To release the sound within.


A Sir Mix-a-lot homage:

I like standing waves and I cannot lie,
You other musicians can't deny,
When a girl walks in with a kazoo on her chin,
and a trombone in your face
you resonate.


The minimal approach:

Physics is phun? lol.... no time

The "ph" in physics stands for poetry

Today is World Poetry Day! Therefore, I gave my AP Physics class an extra-credit question on this morning's test asking them to write a poem about electric circuits. (This was in addition to the other extra-credit question that asked for the equivalent resistance of an infinite circuit with parallel resistors of 1 Ω, 4 Ω, 9 Ω, 16 Ω, 25 Ω... The answer is fun!)

Here are some samples. On the one hand, keep in mind that these are high school seniors headed for elite colleges. On the other hand, keep in mind that they were writing these under severe time constraints.

O electricity
What fun you can be
Life would be a fright
If there were no light!


Electrix fields are cool
Electric fields are fun
Electric flux is the integral
Of E·dA, son.


Electric circuits are cool
We learn about them when we go to school
Right now they're on my test
Because electric circuits are the best


Loops are fun,
And so are junctions.
R's, and C's,
And exponential functions.
Don't be scared.
Just remember two things:
ΔV is 0
And i out equals i in.


Electric circuits are cool.
They come in many different forms.
Sometimes with both resistors and capacitors,
which makes them SUPER cool.


Zap! Bang! Flow!
Ohm, Mho & Joules
run around your electric grid like mules
Will a lightning shock kill a cow?
Or will an electric eel cause a Pow!
Only volt ampere and watt
can tell you.


Electric circuit round you go
over resistors, capacitors you row
batteries help you move around
but if you're short you will be bound


Electric circuits are very fun
Just like the currents run
from capacitor A to capacitor B
Just like a bee
that flies from the honey cake
that the electric circuits bake.


Resistors are good,
capacitors - better
But both these components are perfect together
The power that "R"'s, sometimes dissipate,
can lots of commotion in atoms create


Some poems expressed existential angst.

Taking a journey through an R.C. circuit,
I walk pass a resistor and drop some voltage,
I walk pass a capacitor and bring some charge,
I walk pass a emf and repeat,
from now till the end of time.


Trying to satisfy two plates' capacitance
Through resistors with great reluctance,
Electrons move through low conductivity.
Making them have a low drift velocity
Slowly pushing in line
to go nowhere


Some poems expressed pessimism about the test.


(1) The calculator
is made up
of
electrical circuits

(2) But its
inner workings do
not
enlighten me

(3) on this test


Circuits, how you plague me so
with constants like epsilon and rho
resistors, capacitors, opposite in series
this circuit test gives me the heebie jeebies
Theres Kirkhoff's rules, junctions, loops
And capacitor cubes, spheres and hoops


Some students expressed their pessimism through haikus.

An AP Haiku

Big RC Circuits
Are probably on AP
5, impossible


Some non-pessimistic students wrote haikus anyway.

Circuits have voltage
sometimes with capacitors
resistors as well


electric circuit
When I lick and I touch it
oh how it shocks me

Oh woe onto me
electromotive force is
now just emf


Have you ev

Shorted a circuit (5)
Circuit shorted it should not (7)
Long live the circuits (5)


One student got confused and thought haikus were supposed to be 3-5-3, rather than 5-7-5.

Resistance
and capacitance
in circuits

Kirchhoff's Rules
are: the Junction Rule
the Loop Rule


One student claimed that his/her poem was iambic pentameter, but either didn't realize that this means more than just having 10 syllables per line, or has a very odd pronunciation of some words.

Circuits really are amazing gadgets
resistors, capacitors, doodads, gadgets,
The current continually runs galore
making shocks, till people say please, no more


Some poems had a safety theme.

electric currents are cool
but don't experiment in the pool!
Because if you do you are a fool.
And will get a really big booboo!


Roses are red,
my finger is blue
Don't play with circuits,
It'll happen to you.


Safety or not, this was a popular riff.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
C€(1 - e^-t/RC) is
equal to Q


Some students barely tried.

Resistor
Capacitor
Ohmmeters
Voltmeter
Time Constant Time Constant Time Constant

Monday, March 20, 2006

I can't forget to turn the earth so both sides get their share of darkness and of light

Today, at 1:26 PM EST, was the vernal equinox!!! (I was going to wear one black sock and one white sock today, but I forgot.)

"Equinox" means "equal night", and if the earth were perfectly spherical and had no atmosphere, then there would have been exactly 12 hours of daylight and 12 hours of night today everywhere on earth. In fact, sunrise in NYC was at 6:00 AM, and sunset was at 6:08 PM. The extra 8 minutes are because the atmosphere refracts the sun's light so that we can still see the sun for about, oh, 4 minutes before we would otherwise see it rise, and about 4 minutes after we would otherwise see it set.

At 1:26 PM today, the sun was directly overhead at the equator. From now until the autumnal equinox (12:03 AM EDT, September 23, 2006), the sun will be directly overhead at various points north of the equator, as the northern hemisphere heads toward summer.

Everywhere on Earth today, the sun rose in the east and set in the west. Like, really really east and west. From now until September, the sun will rise slightly north of east, and set slightly north of west. (However, everywhere north of the Tropic of Cancer, the sun will always make it to the southern half of the sky by noon.)

No, you can't balance an egg on its end today, or no more easily than any other day, anyway.

In the equatorial coordinate system, the sun is at right ascension 0 today.

If we weren't still stuck with the Julian calendar, today would be tekufat Nisan.

It's spring!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

March Madness update

I hear that some people have been kept away from entering the Israeli election March Madness pool because they're not into blogging and thus not interested in the prize. Therefore, I hereby declare that the grand prize is optional, and an alternative prize can be substituted if you wish (e.g., a blog post will be dedicated in your honor; a post will be written on a topic of your choice, etc.).

Enter now, it's free!

On "patrilineal descent"

This post is an expanded version of an email conversation with the Fleischer Rebbe, which he has posted as a comment.

The topic is the old "Who is a Jew?" question. The question doesn't affect me personally, because all of my known ancestors (later than Lavan ha-Arami, anyway) have been Jewish, so I'm Jewish according to all opinions, and because I hold no position of religious authority, so it's not my place to adjudicate anyone else's Jewish status. However, I can still comment, as an interested observer, on the discourse surrounding the question.

In 1983, the Reform movement's Central Conference of American Rabbis passed a resolution stating "that the child of one Jewish parent is under the presumption of Jewish descent. This presumption of the Jewish status of the offspring of any mixed marriage is to be established through appropriate and timely public and formal acts of identification with the Jewish faith and people." This resolution is often confusingly referred to (including by the CCAR itself) as "patrilineal descent", creating the misleading impression that the Reform movement traces Jewish lineage only through the father, rather than only through the mother. In fact, as the resolution states clearly, the child of one Jewish parent is to be treated the same regardless of whether the Jewish parent is male or female. One of the justifications for this position is the Reform movement's commitment to egalitarianism.

I'm not going to argue the merits of this position. The CCAR already argues it convincingly if you accept their premises, or unconvincingly if you don't. So it goes.

I am instead going to respond to the frequent allegation that the CCAR's resolution has singlehandedly split the Jewish people, an allegation made by Orthodox leaders claiming a monopoly on authentic Judaism, or by Conservative leaders looking for a Sister Souljah moment (and thus declaring the recognition of equilineal descent to be one of their Unforgivable Curses). The allegation goes like this: the Reform movement recognizes as Jewish a set of people whom the Orthodox movements and the Conservative movement considers not to be Jewish, and therefore, down the line, all Reform Jews will be of questionable status and we won't be able to marry each other.

Let's examine the practical consequences of the policy.

(But first, two postulates. 1) Intermarriage is a fact of American Jewish life that will be unaffected by any rabbinic pronouncements. 2) To the extent that Jewish communities are anything worth being a part of, intermarried families will want to be a part of them.)

Suppose a Reform Jewish man (call him Moshe) marries a non-Jewish woman (call her Tzipporah). They have a child (call him Gershom). Gershom is raised with a fully Jewish identity. According to the Reform movement, Gershom is Jewish. According to the Orthodox world, Gershom is not Jewish.

Now suppose the CCAR had never passed its equilineal descent policy, but this family still wants to make sure that Gershom is recognized as Jewish within their community. They have two options: 1) Tzipporah can convert before Gershom is born, so that Gershom is born to a Jewish mother. 2) Gershom can convert. But the problem with both of these solutions is that the Orthodox world doesn't recognize non-Orthodox conversions. Therefore, if Tzipporah or Gershom converts.... According to the Reform movement, Gershom is Jewish. According to the Orthodox world, Gershom is not Jewish. Presto, nothing has changed!

Okay, you ask, then why doesn't Tzipporah or Gershom get a conversion that will be recognized by the Orthodox? Well, if it were only a matter of going to the mikvah (as many, though not all, Reform converts do anyway), and in Gershom's case, having berit milah lesheim geirut, then this would seem like a reasonable price to pay for kelal Yisrael. But a central part of the conversion process is kabbalat 'ol mitzvot, accepting the yoke of the commandments. This is understood in different ways by different movements, and in an Orthodox conversion, this requires accepting the Orthodox understanding of the mitzvot. Orthodox batei din require conversion candidates to take on an Orthodox lifestyle completely, including davening only at Orthodox synagogues and sending their children to Orthodox day schools. It is completely unreasonable to expect that the Reform movement will require its converts to take on an Orthodox lifestyle!

Therefore, let's look at the practical effects of the CCAR's policy: The Reform movement gets to put its money where its mouth is about egalitarianism, and many people are welcomed into Jewish communities who otherwise wouldn't be, and there is zero adverse effect on kelal Yisrael.

Suppose Gershom grows up and wants to marry an Orthodox or Conservative woman (or, perhaps after this December, a Conservative man). Then the answer is the same, regardless of whether Gershom's Reform community recognizes him as Jewish from birth or whether he converts under Reform auspices: Gershom can convert (or reconvert) through a beit din that his would-be spouse recognizes. If Gershom is unwilling to do this, and they can't arrive at an agreement on the matter, then they shouldn't be getting married. One can cross this bridge when one comes to it.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Googlebomb

The good news: The gossip column in Kol No'ar, OSRUI's newsletter, got word that I'm co-chairing the National Havurah Committee Summer Institute. It's free publicity for the Institute!

The bad news: They misspelled the name of the organization, and got the name of the event wrong -- they called it the National Chavurah Institute.

It's a common error, and I fear that if people read about the National Chavurah Institute and then google it, they'll end up at the wrong place. Googling National Chavurah Institute at least asks if people are looking for National Havurah Institute, but National Havurah Institute isn't actually the correct name either. And the organization is called National Havurah Committee, not National Chavurah Committee. Perhaps this post will help ensure that people looking for the National Havurah Institute or National Chavurah Institute or National Chavurah Committee will end up at the National Havurah Commitee, where they're trying to go in the first place.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Eivel gadol laYehudim

This blog has been getting a number of hits over the last few days from Google search terms such as "can you have a funeral on purim", mainly due to this post.

I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier, and it's too late for this to be of any help this year, but people were probably doing those searches for a reason. :( I'll answer the question now (since this post isn't so helpful in determining contemporary practice), in case someone ends up at this blog next year for the same reason.

First of all, if you got to this post through a search about funerals on Purim, I offer sincere condolences on your loss.

Second of all, the answer is yes. There can be funerals on Purim.

I had the misfortune of attending one when I lived in Israel. (The funeral was on 14 Adar, outside Jerusalem.) Traditionally, eulogies are not delivered on Purim and other joyous holidays. However, in practice, this can be waived with "Today is Purim; this is not a eulogy" boilerplate at the beginning.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Three-cornered pi

The copy of the writing, to be given out for a decree in every province, was to be published unto all peoples, that they should be ready against that day.

--Esther 3:14


This year had the amazing confluence of Purim and Pi Day, not to be seen again until 2033, when Erev Purim is Pi Day, so they'll overlap for a few hours. (Pi Day 2025, 19 years from now, will be Purim Katan.)

Last night, in honor of this confluence, a group of us dressed up as various forms of pi. I was cow pi, and others were American pi, sweetie pi, pi in the sky, pea-can pi, and the pied piper (accompanied by a pi rat). Unused ideas included pumpkin pi, kidney pi, shepherd's pi, humble pi, honey pi, and wild honey pi.

[UPDATE: Ruby K blogs about it too.]

[UPDATE 2: Here's a picture!]

This time around, people had less trouble figuring out what my costume was. Last year, Purim fell on Good Friday, so I dressed up as Jesus. Since I'm already a Jewish dude with long hair and a beard, this costume took little additional effort; I wore a white sheet and a halo. And people at the dar couldn't figure out who I was supposed to be!!! The halo threw them off. "Are you an angel?" "It's Good Friday and we're in the basement of a Catholic church; who do you think I am?!". They didn't know that Jesus is represented with a halo in art from the Middle Ages to South Park. I blame day-school education. Frustrated, I borrowed someone's lipstick and made stigmata and other Gibsonesque wounds. Someone said "You've gone from Protestant Jesus to Catholic Jesus." In contrast, on the subway going downtown afterwards, no one was unclear about who I was. But on the Upper West Side, people are more familiar with cow pi.

In addition to the usual mangled nusach and inside jokes, maariv included the Sesame Street theme, "Layla" (to Maariv Aravim, with the word "Layla" set to the word "layla" each time), "Particle Man", "Like a Prayer" (the one crowd pleaser that stays around from year to year like the etrog), "I Know What I Know", "We Are the World", "Pinball Wizard", and the Looney Tunes theme ("That's all, folks" at the end).

I followed along with the megillah reading from JT Waldman's Megillat Esther graphic novel.

This morning, the students brought in six pies.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

With the earth far below them they'd tumble and dive through the clouds




This blog's word cloud speaks for itself.

March Madness, Israeli style

Mah Rabu is proud to announce a March Madness prediction pool for the Israeli election! Enter by predicting the number of seats that each party will receive in the election on March 28. The winner gets to guest-blog here on Mah Rabu for a week! Entrance is free, but there is a suggested donation of $10 to the New Israel Fund or any other organization dedicated to making Israel the best it can be. (Of course, no one in the blogosphere will know whether you donate or not. Also, this pool is not affiliated with the New Israel Fund or any other organization.)

To enter: Send an email to mahrabu at gmail dot com, containing:
  • your name (or blognomen), by which you will be recognized in public if you win
  • a contact email address (this will not be published)
  • A list of 31 numbers, representing the number of seats that each party will win according to your predictions. The list of all 31 parties (in English alphabetical order) is below; your numbers should be submitted in this order. All numbers should be non-negative integers (0 is allowed), and should add up to 120; your entry will be disqualified if the numbers do not add up to 120.
  • Optional tiebreaker question #1: Among the parties that do not meet the threshold for Knesset seats, which one will come the closest?
  • Optional tiebreaker question #2: Which party will receive the fewest votes?
The deadline for submissions is Monday, March 27, 2006, 11:59 PM Israel Standard Time (4:59 PM EST).

The list of parties, in English alphabetical order, is below, taken from the Knesset website. The Knesset website also contains each party's list of candidates. The English site lists only the top 14 candidates; for the full lists, see the Hebrew site. The links below provide more information about each party's platform. For information on the parties that aren't big enough to have their own websites, the Wikipedia article on the election provides short descriptions.

In this list, an asterisk (*) in front of a party's name means that the party has representation in the current Knesset. The name in parentheses is the #1 candidate on the party's list (who will become prime minister if the party receives the most seats). A slash indicates multiple names for the same party (e.g. "Ichud Leumi / National Union"), and a hyphen indicates multiple parties that are running a joint list (e.g. "Labor-Meimad").
  1. Brit Olam (Ofer Lifschitz)
  2. Da-am / Organization for Democratic Action (Agvaria Asama)
  3. Gil (Eitan Pentman Rephael)
  4. Green Leaf / Aleh Yarok (Boaz Wachtel)
  5. Greens / Hayerukim (Pe'er Weissner)
  6. *Hadash (Mohammed Barake)
  7. Herut (Michael Kleiner)
  8. *Hetz / Secular Zionist Movement (Avraham Poraz)
  9. *Ichud Leumi / National Union - *Mafdal / National Religious Party (Benyamin Elon)
  10. *Kadima (Ehud Olmert)
  11. *Labor-Meimad (Amir Peretz)
  12. Lechem (Yisrael Tvito)
  13. Leeder (Alexander Radko)
  14. Lev (Ovadia Fatchov)
  15. *Likud (Benjamin Netanyahu)
  16. *Meretz (Yossi Beilin)
  17. National Arab Party (Muhamad Kanan)
  18. *National Democratic Assembly / Balad (Azmi Bishara)
  19. National Jewish Front / Hayil (Baruch Marzel)
  20. New Zionism (Yaakov Kfir)
  21. One Future / Atid Echad (Avraham Negusa)
  22. Party for the Struggle with the Banks / Halev (Eliezer Levinger)
  23. *Shas (Eliyahu Yishai)
  24. *Shinui (Ron Levintal)
  25. Strength to the Poor / Oz La'aniyim (Felix Angel)
  26. Tafnit (Uzi Dayan)
  27. *Torah and Shabbat Judaism / United Torah Judaism (Yakov Litzman)
  28. Tzedek Lakol / Men's Rights (Yaakov Shlusser)
  29. Tzomet (Moshe Green)
  30. *United Arab List / Ra'am - Arab Renewal / Ta'al (Ibrahim Tzartzur)
  31. *Yisrael Beiteinu (Avigdor Lieberman)
The winner will be chosen by the following algorithm: For each party, your predicted number of seats will be subtracted from the actual number of seats, and the absolute value will be taken. These absolute values will be added up to obtain your total score. The entry with the lowest total score will be the winner. If there is a tie, it will be broken by comparing the predicted number of seats for the party that gets the most seats. If the tied entries are equally close, we'll look at the party with the second-most seats, and so on down the list of all 31 parties. If a tie remains after this, it will be settled by the tiebreaker questions above.

Good luck!

Lema'an yezamercha chavod velo yidom

Purim, like other non-yom-tov holidays, isn't so convenient for working people. The last two years were nice, because Purim was on Sunday and Good Friday respectively, so I had the whole day off. This year I don't know whether I'll hear the megillah during the day.

Does anyone know of an egalitarian megillah reading anywhere in Manhattan (or downtownish Brooklyn) on Tuesday afternoon, starting after 3:30 PM? Failing that, I suppose I would be yotzei bedi'avad from a non-egalitarian reading; any suggestions in that realm? Alternatively, does anyone know of a megillah reading in the morning that would be finished by 8 AM? (Sunrise is at 6:11, so it's possible.) Thanks!

Monday, March 06, 2006

The New York Times gets framed

Yesterday at the NHC Chesapeake Retreat, at "an undisclosed site near Baltimore" (tee hee), I taught a repeat of "Don't Think of an Elephant: How Can Liberal Jews Express Our Values?". Once again, it sparked creative thinking about framing in Jewish discourse. If we keep doing this, eventually we'll be using our own frames.

Meanwhile, as the Conservative movement's Committee on Jewish Law and Standards prepares to sequester itself at "an undisclosed site near Baltimore" and seek the guidance of the Holy Spirit, today's New York Times provides some excellent textbook examples of framing. Let's fisk:

In 1992, this same group, the Committee on Jewish Law and Standards, declared that Jewish law clearly prohibited commitment ceremonies for same-sex couples and the admission of openly gay people to rabbinical or cantorial schools.

How do you say "cantorial school" in Aramaic?

The direction taken by Conservative Jews, who occupy the centrist position in Judaism between the more liberal Reform and the more strict Orthodox, will be closely watched at a time when many Christian denominations are torn over the same issue. Conservative Judaism claims to distinguish itself by adhering to Jewish law and tradition, or halacha, while bending to accommodate modern conditions.


As I've already discussed at length, the Conservative movement's self-identity may be all about having exclusive claim to "the center", but that doesn't make it objectively true. Conservative Judaism is very different from "Centrist" Orthodoxy. And in fact, this week's CJLS meeting (the very topic of the article) highlights one axis on which the C movement is not in the center at all, but at the extreme: neither Reform nor Orthodox Judaism (other than perhaps some Hasidic sects) gives this degree of authority to any body of living rabbis. But the Times gets points for including the qualifier "claims to distinguish itself".

"There are those who are saying, don't change the halacha because the paradigm model of the heterosexual family has to be maintained," said Rabbi Meyers, a stance he said he shared. "On the other hand is a group within the movement who say, look, we will lose thoughtful younger people if we don't make this change, and the movement will look stodgy and behind the times."


Oh boy oh boy. As someone pointed out yesterday (responding to a similar quote in the AP article we were studying in chavruta), this suggests that those who support the status quo are committed to principles, while those who advocate equality are concerned only about image and impressing the cool kids. (I wrote a letter to the editor to the Times on this topic; we'll see if they run it, but my track record is not good so far. I think I might be in their Spam folder.) According to Meyers (and the frame in which he's operating), there are serious Jews, and then there are Jews to be marketed to. Just for fun, let's rewrite his quote from another perspective: "There are those who are saying, change the policy because the principle that all people are created in God's image has to be maintained. On the other hand is a group within the movement who say, look, we will lose older people if we don't make this change, and the movement will look wacky and then the Orthodox will never ask us to the prom and I'll end up an old maid."

Jonathan D. Sarna, a professor of American Jewish history at Brandeis University and author of "American Judaism: A History," said, "In the 1950's when Americans believed everybody should be in the middle, the Conservative movement was deeply in sync with a culture that privileged the center. What happens as American society divides on a liberal-conservative axis is that the middle is a very difficult place to be."


Right, go on believing that the Conservative movement's decline is an inevitable consequence of the polarization of America. No one has any interest in combining tradition and modernity anymore, so the movement's leaders take none of the blame. Here, they sound like Joe Lieberman, who claimed in 2004 to be a political martyr because everyone is moving to the extremes, never mind the other reasons why Democrats don't support him.


Rabbi Meyers, vice president of the Rabbinical Assembly, said he worried that any decision on homosexuality could cause Conservative Jews to migrate to either Reform, which accepts homosexuality, or Orthodoxy, which condemns it.


"Accepts homosexuality"! The Reform movement also accepts freckles.
Also, if Conservative Jews are migrating somewhere else, it must be either Reform or Orthodox, since that's all there is.

Few congregants are as preoccupied about homosexuality as are their leaders, said Rabbi Burton L. Visotzky, a professor of Talmud and interreligious studies at the Jewish Theological Seminary, who spends weekends at synagogues around the country as a visiting scholar.

"There are so many laws in the Torah about sexual behavior that we choose to ignore, so when we zero in on this one, I have to wonder what's really behind it," Rabbi Visotzky said.


Ha. So true. If the Conservative movement were to crack down on same-sex relationships as harshly as it cracks down on heterosexuals who have sex without going to the mikvah, dayeinu. (That comment wasn't sarcastic.)

UPDATE: The Rooftopper Rav posts a letter from Keshet to the CJLS over at the 'school.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Mishenichnas Adar

Mishnah Shekalim 1:1 :

On the 1st of Adar they announce about the shekalim.


Exodus 30:12-16 ("Parshat Shekalim"):

When you take a census of the Israelite men according to their army enrollment, each shall pay the Eternal a ransom for himself on being enrolled, that no plague may come upon them through their being enrolled. This is what everyone who is entered in the records shall pay: a half-shekel by the sanctuary weight--twenty gerahs to the shekel--a half-shekel as an offering to the Eternal. Everyone who is entered in the records, from the age of twenty years up, shall give the Eternal's offering: the rich shall not pay more and the poor shall not pay less than half a shekel when giving the Eternal's offering as expiation for your persons. You shall take the expiation money from the Israelites and assign it to the service of the Tent of Meeting; it shall serve the Israelites as a reminder before the Eternal, as expiation for your persons.


We've come a long way since that first extremely regressive tax. Even the proposed national sales tax and the Bush tax are more progressive than the half-shekel. But whatever the details, for over 3000 years we have had an individual obligation to chip in toward the common good.

George Lakoff:

Taxes are an issue of patriotism. Are you paying your dues, or are you trying to get something for free at the expense of your country?

Patriotic Americans pay their taxes. Taxes maintain the investments we made to build roads, schools and hospitals — we pay our dues to make sure they remain in good repair and available for our use. Taxes support the infrastructure and services that protect us—the military, our police officers, and our firefighters. As a community, we contribute our taxes so that all of us are safe. We pay our taxes because we love our country and want to support it and our fellow Americans — it is an issue of patriotism.

Taxes are our dues — we pay our dues to be Americans and enjoy the benefits of American society. Taxes are what we pay to live in a civilized society that is democratic, offers opportunity, and has a huge infrastructure available to all citizens. This incredible infrastructure has been paid for by previous taxpayers. Roads and highways, the Internet, the broadcast airwaves, our public education system, our power grid — every day we all use this vast infrastructure. Our dues maintain it.

Today is the 1st of Adar, so I sent in my federal and state tax returns today. Happy Adar, and may we all pay our fair share so that no plague may come upon us.

You heard it here first

First blog post from the new computer:

The National Havurah Committee Summer Institute brochure and registration form are now online! Go register now!!! Everybody's doing it.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Hilchot Pluralism, Part II: Yesodei HaTorah

This is the second in a series that chronicles and analyzes the pluralistic practices of independent Jewish communities.

Part I discussed the two-table system, an approach to kashrut for potluck meals in diverse communities. As suggested in a comment to Part I, Part III will be about prayer. But before we continue with the applied science, we need to build a stronger theoretical framework. Therefore, Part II will lay down some basic axioms for Stage 3 pluralism. If you want to argue with the axioms, comment on this post. Then, Part III and future parts will assume these axioms. "Taxonomy of Jewish pluralism" is a recommended prerequisite to this post.

I reiterate that a pluralistic community can be defined for our purposes as a community that includes multiple sets of beliefs, practices, or identities. Multiple; not necessarily all. Therefore, these ideas apply both to communities that seek to include the full possible range of Jewish identities, limited only by willingness to be part of a community with other Jewish identities (e.g. Hillel, Limmud NY), and to diverse communities that include a narrower subset of the whole (e.g. Kol Zimrah, the Kotel).

Furthermore, nothing in this series should be construed to mean that a "more pluralistic" community (i.e. one that encompasses a larger* set of identities) is inherently better. The only intended value judgment is that (following Rabban Gamliel's requirement of tocho kevaro ("its inside is like its outside"); see Berachot 28a) a community should be honest with itself about the extent of its pluralism. I.e., the community's policies and practices should encompass the same range** of identities as the population that the community seeks to include, no more and no less. Problems occur when a community claims to be inclusive but its practices fail to reflect the full range of its constituency.

*"Larger" is used loosely here. Formally speaking, all nondegenerate sets of possible Jewish identities have the same (infinite) cardinality, like the stars in heaven. There's a reason the mathematicians had to resort to the Hebrew alphabet!

**"Range" should be understood as a multidimensional subspace, not as a chunk of a linear spectrum.


With all that in mind, here are some axioms that define a pluralistic community, with commentary. (Note: The names Reuven and Shimon are chosen as a nod to their use as generic names in rabbinic literature, not to be sexist.)

Community C is a Stage-3 pluralistic community that includes {Reuven, Shimon, ...} iff for all Reuven and Shimon in C:

1) Reuven can participate in the community without being compelled to violate any of his core values, whether explicitly through his own action or inaction, or implicitly by being identified with the community.

Values are a central part of identity, so if Reuven cannot participate in the community in a manner consistent with his values, then the community does not include Reuven's identity.

Assuming tocho kevaro, as above, the second part of this axiom ("or implicitly by being identified with the community") is almost a tautology: the set of values that are so inherent to a given community that anyone who identifies with the community implicitly identifies with those values, defines the scope of the community's pluralism to include only people who hold those values.

"Include" here means include as a full member of the community, not merely as a visitor (or a ger toshav).

Pluralism doesn't mean that everyone should compromise equally; it means that the community should structure itself so that no one has to compromise.

That is, no one has to compromise on core values. But participants in the community should otherwise expect to make some adjustments to their expectations. Innovation and unfamiliarity should not be feared.

2) If Shimon's practices are contrary to Reuven's values, Reuven has no basis to prevent Shimon from carrying out Shimon's own practices, except to the extent that this interferes directly with #1.

If Reuven could require Shimon to follow Reuven's practices, then this would not be a pluralistic community that includes both Reuven and Shimon; Shimon would be merely a guest in Reuven's community. Shimon might be very welcome as a guest as long as he follows Reuven's practices, but that's not pluralism, that's kiruv.

3) Reuven and Shimon are free to discuss and argue their differences, and each is free to call the other one wrong.

Pluralism doesn't mean that we all agree, and doesn't mean that we all think that all of our points of view are equally valid. No "liberal talk radio problem" here. Supporting pluralism, and creating a forum for multiple viewpoints, does not preclude arguing forcefully for one's own viewpoint.

If Reuven and Shimon are part of a community that includes both of them, this provides a more conducive forum for discourse than if Reuven is a guest in Shimon's community or vice versa.

***

This is all theoretical, so let's look at a simple concrete example to see how these axioms can be translated into reality. Suppose that Reuven does not write on Shabbat, and Shimon writes on Shabbat, and they are both part of the same pluralistic community.

1) The community should not engage in an activity that compels each individual to write on Shabbat, and it goes without saying that the community should not pass an official resolution saying that Jews should (or should not) write on Shabbat. Thus, Reuven can participate in this community without writing on Shabbat.

2) Shimon may write on Shabbat in the context of this community, and Reuven has no basis for claiming that Shimon shouldn't write on Shabbat. If Reuven's idea of a "Shabbat atmosphere" is one in which no one is writing on Shabbat, then Reuven isn't really interested in being in a pluralistic community with Shimon. Not that there's anything wrong with that; see above. And Reuven and Shimon can still get along. But let's call a spade a spade.

3) Now that Reuven and Shimon and Dina and Tamar and Zevulun and Asenat are all in a community together, they can freely discuss why they do what they do. Reuven says that writing is one of the 39 melachot that are forbidden d'oraita, and Shimon says that writing is his method of creative expression that best captures the spirit of Shabbat as a day of rest, and Dina says that creative expression is exactly what should be avoided on Shabbat, and Tamar says that writing isn't about creative expression for her but is a way to jot things down so that they can be remembered later, and Zevulun says that Shabbat is about living in the present and not worrying about what comes later, and Asenat says that Shabbat is about temporarily creating an ideal world davka so that a taste of it can be carried into the rest of the week, and they go back and forth about these questions until they see three stars in the sky, and then they all make havdalah together and live happily ever after. The End.

***

In Part III, we'll look at communal prayer. What issues do you want to see in Part IV?

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Independent minyanim in the MSM

Time magazine reports on independent minyanim:

Zachary Thacher often spends Friday nights at home in his New York City apartment, but not because he's skipping out on Sabbath-eve prayer services. Thacher, 32, is the founder of Kol haKfar, an independent Jewish community that, like a growing number of similar groups around the country, meets in the homes of community participants. Thacher says he started his group--which now has a Friday-eve attendance of about 25--because "having a meaningful, personal service just didn't seem possible in the harsh lighting and monotonous, institutional vibe of a synagogue."

Like Kol haKfar, many of the new communities thriving in cities across the U.S. are run by volunteers--with a healthy representation in their 20s and 30s--and offer religious services organized almost exclusively by e-mail. The groups tend to avoid denominational classification. At Kol haKfar, for instance, some participants use Orthodox prayer books while others follow along using more liberal Reconstructionist texts.

"Throughout our history, Jewish communities were transient, so the tradition evolved to be portable and easy to take on the road," says Joelle Novey, 26, who founded Tikkun Leil Shabbat, which started meeting every other week in Washington apartments this past summer. "It's the people who gather for a holy purpose who create the sanctuary, not the building," she says. Just as the new minyanim--prayer communities--don't require a specific type of physical structure, they are also open to holding services without rabbis. "Laypeople can lead the service, read from the Torah, give a sermon and take on any of the service's traditional roles," Novey says.

Some veteran Jewish leaders draw inspiration from the new groups. "They're a reminder that we need to welcome unconventional approaches to Jewish life," says Rabbi Eric Yoffie, president of the Union for Reform Judaism. Rabbi Niles Goldstein, a co-founder of the New Shul, a progressive Manhattan congregation, occasionally leads outdoor prayer sessions. "Who wants to sit against hard-backed pews?" says Goldstein. "I'd much rather sit up against a tree."


Yasher koach to Kol HaKfar and Tikkun Leil Shabbat! I talked to the reporter on the phone for a long time, but Kol Zimrah didn't make it into the article. But it was a very short article, and KZ doesn't have services in apartments, so we didn't qualify for the first tier.

The Reform movement has now broken its long public silence on independent minyanim, but I'm not sure what this brief quote means.

Friday, February 24, 2006

I once was lost, but now am found

An announcement from our friends at Keshet:

The Committee on Jewish Law and Standards is meeting March 7-8 to discuss the Conservative Movement's stance on homosexuality.

In preparation, Keshet invites all JTS students, faculty, and staff to:

Lost (and Found?)
a candid talk with the
REAL PEOPLE
affected by our policies

featuring:
Gabriel Blau
Jarah Greenfield
Kate O'Brien

Wednesday March 1, 12:15-1:15
Beit Midrash

Gabriel Blau is an author, educator, and founder of God and Sexuality: an Academic Conference on Religion and Issues of Sexuality and Gender at Bard College.

Jarah Greenfield is a rabbinical student at the Reconstructionist Rabbinical College who could not apply to JTS because of the policy prohibiting lesbian and gay ordination. She serves on the board of Rabbis for Human Rights, and has studied at the Drisha Institute for Jewish Education.

Kate O'Brien attended the JTS Rabbinical School from 2001-2004 before being forced to leave due to the policy prohibiting lesbian and gay ordination. She is currently studying for masters’ degrees in Jewish Education and Bible at JTS and serves as director of Alma NY, a new progressive learning community.


This Wednesday, at JTS. All are invited!

Background: the Committee on Jewish Law and Standards is the Conservative movement's version of the College of Cardinals, but not as transparent. Demonstrating its commitment to halachic innovation, the CJLS has created the new halachic category of "homosexual" out of whole cloth. In the spirit of the rabbis who extended the Torah's "Do not cook a kid in its mother's milk" to prohibit eating, cooking, and deriving benefit from any mixture of meat and milk, the CJLS has taken an opaque biblical verse that chaza"l understood as banning a specific sex act between two men, and extended it to exclude anyone of either sex who identifies as "gay" or "lesbian" (with no actions necessary) from various communal roles. This is the part where Moses shows up to Rabbi Akiva's classroom and says "What are you thinking???"

Even when the CJLS is at its most inclusive, it says "We emphatically recognize the human dignity (k'vod habriut [sic]) of all such individuals, and invite them to participate within our religious communities." (Who is "we"? Who is "them"? Whose religious communities?)

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Hilchot Pluralism, Part I: The Two-Table System

Grassroots independent Jewish communities have been developing new practices to address new communal realities, and Ilana suggests that minhagim like the two-table system have become so ingrained (within a particular oilam, which is just "milieu" pronounced phonetically backwards) that they have attained the status of halacha.

The two-table system is an approach to kashrut for independent Jewish communities, and can be extended as an approach to other issues in communities that are striving for Stage 3. (To stave off the inevitable criticism that Kol Zimrah, the NHC, etc., aren't pluralistic because they don't include everyone, I assert that a community can be pluralistic within a limited range of Jewish practice and identity even if it doesn't encompass the full possible range. For example, the Kotel is in some ways a pluralistic davening space. Certainly egalitarian davening is unwelcome there, but it is a place where Ashkenazi and Sephardi men can pray side by side according to their respective practices.)

Two approaches to communal decision-making have existed in the past: authoritarian (a rabbi or other authority makes the decision for the community) and democratic (the people in the community make a decision, by vote or consensus). Neither of these approaches are appropriate for today's grassroots communities, for several reasons:

1) We have no "rabbis". (We have individuals with semicha, but no one serving in a rabbinic capacity.) The community does not defer to an external authority.
2) We don't agree on ideology. Unlike the institutional movements (which have ideologies that everyone at least pays lip service to, even if not everyone follows those ideologies in their personal lives), the independent minyanim form communities that are brought together more by sociological and aesthetic commonalities. (One could argue that the movements, too, are held together more by sociological and aesthetic commonalities, but the leaders of the movements don't argue that, and therefore their policies don't reflect this.)
3) Therefore, there is an incredibly wide range of ideology and practice brought together in a single community. And since the community doesn't affiliate with a movement that has a particular statement of belief, there is no metric to determine which practices are more in line with the "correct" ideology.
4) We're secure enough in our own practices that we're not afraid to coexist with people who have other practices.
5) For better or for worse, we want immediate gratification. This is the Internet generation, which never extends Shabbat invitations before Wednesday. The time it would take for the community to hammer out a policy that satisfies everyone would be wasted time when we could be doing something more productive.

Therefore, instead of having a process (however democratic or authoritarian) for making decisions about Jewish practice, we find ways of avoiding making those decisions at the communal level, while creating an atmosphere that respects everyone's individual decisions.

Hence, Kol Zimrah has adopted the two-table system for potluck dinners (when we have control over the space and we're not meeting in a building which has a kashrut policy of its own; because of other practical issues, this means that we rarely get to implement the two-table system these days). Here's the way it's worded in the email:

KASHRUT: Kol Zimrah acknowledges the diversity of kashrut practices in our community, and in order to ensure that everyone can contribute and everyone can eat, it is requested that all food adhere to ONE of the following two standards:
1) Vegetarian, with only vegetarian ingredients. (Fish with fins and scales is also ok as long as it is labeled or self-evident.)
2) Still vegetarian (plus fish, as above), and all ingredients are marked with a recognized kosher symbol (more than just "K"), cooked (if applicable) in a kosher kitchen that uses only hechshered products.

There will be a separate buffet table for each category, so that everyone can be fully informed. Feel free to email if you have any questions.


(Bonus points to anyone who can identify where this minhag began. We borrowed it from the DC independent scene, but we don't know if it started there or elsewhere.)

So let's look more carefully at the two-table system:

Ok, yes, it does assume a cultural milieu in which it's acceptable to make every meal vegetarian (with the occasional lox or tuna). To mix a metaphor, meat is a tougher nut to crack. But let's assume that milieu for now.

If the whole world were table 1, then people who had specific requirements regarding hechshers or utensils wouldn't be able to eat. And if the whole world were table 2, then people whose kitchens did not meet this standard wouldn't be able to cook, and would feel like less-than-full members of the community. And if the community were to work out some compromise between tables 1 and 2 (everything must have a hechsher except cheese, etc.), then (a) lots of time would be spent hammering this out, and (b) at the end of the day, some people still wouldn't be able to eat, and some people still wouldn't be able to cook.

The two-table system, which captures the two "extremes" (within a setting where everyone is ok eating vegetarian and no one is making distinctions about which hechsher they trust), makes it possible for everyone to eat and for everyone to cook, without anyone compromising. "But wait!" you say. "I don't fit into either of those categories. My kitchen uses only hechshered food, except for cheese, and I eat only hechshered food, except for cheese." Fabulous! Cook something and put it on table 1, and then eat from table 2. And people like me (whose kitchens use only hechshered food, but who eat non-hechshered vegetarian food) can cook for table 2 and eat from table 1.

This doesn't produce divisions in the community, because this division is only for the buffet tables, not for the tables that people are sitting at. Nobody really pays attention to where other people are taking their food from.

Of equal importance to the two-table policy itself is the language and framing. It is very intentional that one table is called "vegetarian" and the other is called "vegetarian with a hechsher". Neither table is called "kosher" (implying that the other table isn't kosher). To some people, everything at both tables is kosher (since there is no meat from non-kosher animals, no milk and meat together, and no meat from animals that were not properly slaughtered). To other people, it is important to have a printed guarantee on the package that this is the case. But no one should be put into the trap of saying "I don't keep kosher" because they eat vegetable products without the OU imprimatur or because they don't believe that hot cooking utensils store and transmit taste. There are multiple approaches to kashrut, and all can coexist in the same community. And meanwhile, some people really really don't keep kosher or claim to keep kosher (by any standard), and also participate fully in the same community.

This post is Part I, and other examples will be featured in a future post. Assignment: What other pluralistic practices of independent Jewish communities belong in Part II?

UPDATE: Judith Hellerstein of Washington DC sends in this history:

I believe I have the answer to your question of the two tables. Several years ago, Eric Gurevitz, who was then the Mayor of Van Ness, (an area in DC where lots of traditional/egalitarian/pluralistic jews live, created this system so that everyone who came to Van Ness Minyan could participate.

His goal was to set a higher standard than the present Adas Israel Kashrut standards and so created a system where everyone could feel comfortable, the people who ate strictly Kosher, and the ones that did not. Prior to this, peopel who kept strictly kosher would only eat their food or the food cooked by someone they knew to be Kosher.

The 2 table set up was also done in an effort to get more people to bring main courses and salads without having to rely solely on the people in the community who kept kosher to provide all the food.

It also gave other people the opportunity to host potlucks. This would relieve Eric of the task of finding people a place for shabbat dinner. At that time he had started a volunteer effort to make sure anyone who wanted a place for shabbat had one.The 2 table system succeeded and then grew to other groups as people associated with Van Ness Minyan began spreading the idea.

Many of the people who started Tikkun Leil Shabbat had been regulars at Van Ness events and they continued to improve on the concept.

I believe this was the genesis of the two table set up in use today.

Judith
(Present Van Ness Mayor and Head of the Ruach Minyan)


She also writes:

The only addition I have is that Eric told me that Jonathan Levine had helped him create the Two tables standard that Van Ness uses and that others have adopted.. I had not known that when I wrote my response and thus did not give him the credit he deserved.

Redemption song

I'm still learning Megillah (chapter 2) and Makkot (chapter 2) with my respective chavrevata, though I've realized that there just isn't enough time to continue live-blogging them on a weekly basis.

This week in Megillah there was a cool sugya (pericope) on 17b-18a, where it goes through all 18 (or 19; the extra one is hinted at) blessings of the weekday Amidah and provides prooftexts (or logical arguments) for why they're in the order that they're in. (We saw the beginning of this on Rosh Hashanah 32a, but that was just the first three blessings.)

Ge'ulah (redemption) appears in the 7th spot, because the future redemption (specifically, the war at the end of which Mashiach ben David emerges victorious; see Sanhedrin 97a) will occur in the 7th (sabbatical) year.

We had a chiddush (novella) about this (unless someone else already came up with it): according to rabbinic tradition, the redemption will occur not only in the 7th year, but also in the 7th month (Tishrei). That's according to Rabbi Eliezer. But according to Rabbi Yehoshua, it will be in the 1st month (Nisan). (See Rosh Hashanah 10b for their controversy.) Therefore, our liturgy embraces both positions: we have ge'ulah as both the 7th blessing of the Amidah (go'eil Yisraeil), supporting R. Eliezer, and affixed to the 1st blessing of the Amidah (ga'al Yisraeil, and ha-someich ge'ulah litfilah and all that, it should be connected without interruption), supporting R. Yehoshua.

If you want, say that it is all according to R. Yehoshua: ge'ulah attached to the 1st blessing refers to the past and future redemption in the 1st month, and ge'ulah in the 7th blessing refers to the future redemption in the 7th year.

If you want, say that it is all according to R. Eliezer: ge'ulah attached to the 1st blessing refers to the past redemption in the 1st month, and ge'ulah in the 7th blessing refers to the future redemption in the 7th month (and year). Dika namei (the language is also precise): ga'al (attached to the 1st blessing) is in past tense, and go'eil (in the 7th blessing) is in present tense.

It was an angry mob of hipsters

The Mob Project was one of the highlights of summer 2003, along with the rebirth of hope provided by the Dean campaign (which had much in common with the Mob Project; sadly, in the end, too much). I was at MOB #3, MOB #4, MOB #5, MOB #7, and the final MOB #8.

Almost three years later, "Bill", the semi-anonymous inventor of flash mobs, has revealed his identity as Bill Wasik, senior editor of Harper's Magazine. In the March 2006 issue of Harper's, Bill tells the story behind the Mob Project. (The full article is in the print edition, and it is being serialized on the web.) Turns out we were all subjects in an experiment.

The basic hypothesis behind the Mob Project was as follows: seeing how all culture in New York was demonstrably commingled with scenesterism, the appeal of concerts and plays and readings and gallery shows deriving less from the work itself than from the social opportunities the work might engender, it should theoretically be possible to create an art project consisting of pure scene—meaning the scene would be the entire point of the work, and indeed would itself constitute the work.


Read more!

UPDATE: Where can I get a print copy of Harper's around here? The regular newsstands don't carry it (regardless of what they claim), and we don't have uber-newsstands.

UPDATE 2: I found one at Grand Central, and I recommend reading the full article. In addition to a schema of hipster celebrities and a discussion of Stanley Milgram as a performance artist, there is explicit mention of the Dean comparison (yes, I knew I was neither the first nor the last). But I think Wasik goes too far with the analogy. The Dean campaign was conducted with methods similar to flash mobs, and was short-lived like flashmobs, but the analogy should end there. To attribute the Dean campaign's rise and fall purely to internal factors, without reference to the broader political context, is to ignore key parts of the tragic story.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

CLEPtocracy

Attention all New York City teachers:

Did you ever dream of becoming fabulously wealthy from that masters-plus-30-credits salary differential, but decide that it just wasn't worth taking classes after school for several hours a week for years and years? Bring back the dream! Last week I learned that the Department of Education accepts credits from CLEP tests. You can take them in any subject you want, and some of them are 6 credits each, so that's just 5 tests and you're there!

I took the Social Science test today and found out instantly that I passed, so I'm 20% of the way to joining the haves. I'm not allowed to reveal any of the questions, but it's stuff that any educated person should know without any special preparation.

I thought I was done with standardized tests when I passed the ATS-W, but it just keeps going. But that's ok. I was good at answering multiple-choice questions. The rest of life is sometimes more challenging.