Sunday, November 20, 2005

Dolph is Jewish!!!

Dolph, one of the bullies on The Simpsons, was outed tonight as going to Hebrew school!

So far the confirmed Jewish Simpsons characters include Krusty the Clown, his father Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, Mr. Bergstrom, the Crazy Old Man, and Lisa's imaginary friend. Am I missing any?

Tonight's episode also revealed the Crazy Cat Lady's name to be Eleanor Abernathy. Between this new revelation and learning the Comic Book Guy's name (Jeff Albertson), is there any mystery left in the world?


  1. Lisa's imaginary friend apparently also went to my and Steve's alma mater, Brandeis ... which makes her Lisa's imaginary, ugly, Jewish friend.

  2. Isn't Kent Brockman originally Kenny Brockelstein, or something like that?

  3. Professor Frink is jewish too.